.:THINGS TOKYO MEW MEW CHARACTERS WILL NEVER SAY:.

SUBMISSIONS FOR THIS SECTION ARE CLOSED!!!!

Yay! This should be fun and crazy! XD Please note that I'm not trying to make fun of any of the characters, ofcourse, I dunno about the other people who sent suggestions in... ^^;

Burger King Dude: Hello, welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?
Minto: Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger and a large coke please...
Burger King Dude: Thank you, your total comes to $4.67.
Minto: Thanks! I love this place.
(submitted by Mew Vixi)

Ichigo:I hate life and everyone!
Masaya is so ugly, and I hate him too.
(submitted by Mew Kumiko)

Pudding: Good day and how are you doing? I'm doing lovely.
I think I want to be a lawer.
(submitted by Mew Kumiko)

Mint: Zakuro will never be a top model.
Dogs? I hate dogs.
I wish I was poor...
(submitted by Mew Kumiko)

Lettuce: Shut up and get it yourself!
Get a life.
(submitted by Mew Kumiko)

Zakuro: Mint, I want to be like you!
You are all my bestest friends.
I'm no good as a model.
(submitted by Mew Kumiko)

Ichigo: Hey guys, I have an idea!
(submitted by Spice)

Masaya: Ichigo, there's something I need to tell you. I am your father.
(submitted by Spice)

Kish: At last, Trix yougurt is Mine!
Zakuro: Baka Alien. Trix are for kids!
(submitted by Spice)

Ichigo: I have an idea!
(submitted by Spice)

Masaya: Ichigo, I am your father!
(submitted by Spice)

Ichigo: Hey guys, I've got an idea!
(submitted by Spice)

Kish: I would have gotten away with it to, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
(submitted by Spice)

Zakuro: I enjoy frolicking through the flowers.
(submitted by Spice)

Keiichiro: Ryou! You are such a spoiled little kid! I can't believe I ever agreed to work with you.

Ichigo: Come on Kish! Let's get married!
(submitted by Ichigo-Chan)

Ryou: Hey Masaya best bud, wanna come over Saturday?
Masaya: Sure thing buddy! Be over at 2:30!
Ryou: Okay!
(submitted by Serena)

Keiichiro: Come on Ichigo! Come with us! Get in the car! *pushes Ichigo*
(submitted by Serena)

Ryou: I love you all!
(submitted by Mew Purin)

Masaya: Ichigo I'm sorry, I love Pudding.
(submitted by Mew Kitty)

Lettuce: Im tired of everyone whining! Go and make your own food, I quit!
(submitted by Mew Kitty)

Ichigo: .....NA NO DA! hehehe I always wanted to say that....
(submitted by Mew Kitty)

Zakuro: I love you all so much!
(submitted by Mew Kitty)

Taruto: I am SUCH a midget..............
(submitted by Minto Oyamada and Ichigo Sohma)

Kisshu: MARRY ME PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!
(submitted by Minto Oyamada and Ichigo Sohma)

Pai: I HATE Deep Blue. I want to be a Mew Mew just like Ichigo *NYA!!!!!!*
(submitted by Minto Oyamada and Ichigo Sohma)

Masha: WOOF WOOF!!!!!!!!
(submitted by Minto Oyamada and Ichigo Sohma)

Ichigo: I'M GONNA HELP KISH TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!! MUAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(submitted by Minto Oyamada and Ichigo Sohma)

Minto: I'M GONNA SKIP ALL MY LESSONS AND HANG WITH YOU ICHIGO ^___________^ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(submitted by Minto Oyamada and Ichigo Sohma)

Retasu: Like, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Let's go SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!
(submitted by Minto Oyamada and Ichigo Sohma)

Purin: I'm gonna marry PAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's sooooooo much better than that stupid midget...............
Taruto: It's true..................
(submitted by Minto Oyamada and Ichigo Sohma)

Purin: I'M GONNA ROB A BANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(submitted by Minto Oyamada and Ichigo Sohma)

Zakuro: Then I was like OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! Then he was like REALLY?!?!?!? Then I was like YEAH!!!!!!!!!! Then he was like.......
*five hours later*
Zakuro: Then I was like COOL!!!!!!!!! Then he was like SUPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I like, DUMPED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(submitted by Minto Oyamada and Ichigo Sohma)

Masaya: I like girls..........they taste good!!!!!!!!
(submitted by Minto Oyamada and Ichigo Sohma)

Keiichiro: You're all FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(submitted by Minto Oyamada and Ichigo Sohma)

Ryou: I'm bored................HEY!!!!!!! I have an idea!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna cut open Masha and see what's inside!!!!!!!!!! Oh Maaaaaaassssssshhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Masha:O_o..............tweet?...................
*When Ryou's done*
Ryou: HEY!!!!!!!!!! WHERE'S THE CREME FILLING?!?!?!?!?!?!
(submitted by Minto Oyamada and Ichigo Sohma)

Mint: Oh dear, this tea is too rich for me.
(submitted by Rain)

Ichigo: Cats suck!
(submitted by Rain)

Ryou: Ichigo, you are very bright.
(submitted by Rain)

Keiichiro: I said get in the d**n car!!! (X-x;)
(submitted by Rain)

Lettuce: Stupid freaks, I'm too cool to serve them.
(submitted by Rain)

Pudding: I'm tired.
(submitted by Rain)

Zakuro: Am I ugly?
(submitted by Rain)

Lettuce: That is SOOO not fair! How come Ichigo gets to be fused with a super cool wildcat and I'm stuck being a stupid fish! A FISH!!
Pudding: The Finless Porpoise - or Sunameri - isn't a fish, it's closely related to the dolphin, which means it is a mammal, na no da!

Masaya: Ryou, I don't want Ichigo as my girlfriend I want YOU as my boyfriend.
Ryou: I want you too! * Start to kiss each other*
Ichigo: *walks in and sees them kissing* OK, right. *walks out of room terrified*
(submitted by Mew Inu)

Zakuro: I love everyone. I want to hug all of you. All of you are the best. We can all be friends!
(submitted by Mew Inu)

Kish: I don't like Ichigo, I want Zakuro. *goes over and glomps Zakuro*
Zakuro: I want you too!
Pudding: Get a room!
(submitted by Mew Inu)

Zakuro: Does this dress make me look fat? What do you think, Ichigo?

Ryou: Let's get this straight... *I'm* the bishonen around here, Keiichiro! *I* should get the sparkles and roses! So quit stealing them from me dang it!

Mint: I wish I was pretty like Ichigo...
(submitted by Andrea)

Zakuro: Oops, it's time for tea!
(submitted by Andrea)

Ichigo: AHH! I DROPPED A PLATE!!
(submitted by Andrea)

Lettuce: 10 cents for each performance!
(submitted by Andrea)

Pudding: WHY AM I BUSIER SINCE WE HAVE MORE WORKERS NOW!!!??
(submitted by Andrea)

Keiichiro: EVERYONE! SHUT UP AND GET IN THE CAR!
(submitted by Andrea)

Ryou: Come my ladies....
(submitted by Andrea)

Ichigo: Hey, Ryou, let me help you clean those dishes! It's the least I can do! *^^*

Pudding: Oh, what a cruel world! First they pair me with a midget alien, then they expect me to do circus tricks... when I'm afraid of heights! >.<;

Kish: Oh... you mean you're Ichigo's boyfriend? Guess I'll have to stalk someone else then... how about.... Lettuce! (note: Kish's voice actor actually likes Mew Lettuce. ^^;)

Ryou: She's so high maintenance, and I have no idea where she is... here kitty kitty kitty!!! I'll give you a raise! Here kitty!

Ichigo: *looks at Berii* Why does she get to be two animals at the same time!? And that's my bell that she's wearing !!!!!!
(submitted by SakuraTokyoMoon)

Tart: Pudding,will you marry me?
Pudding: YES!
(submitted by Antonio)

Ryou: *in the shower* "Singing in the rain... singing in the rain!"
*comes out 10 minutes later and looks in the mirror* Ryou... dang you're sexay! (XD)

Keiichiro: Um... "tsp"? Is that short for teaspoon or tablespoon? Oh well, let's just dump in all the sugar!

Keiichiro: Who wants waffles...? *looks really ticked off*
All: Uh... no thanks...
Ichigo: *whispers* Whew! That was close! He can't cook to save his life... last time we ate his waffles, Pudding was in the hospital for a month!

Ichigo: Why am *I* stuck with cat ears and a tail... having to find four other girls with marks on their bodies, work at a café, go to school, and save the world from aliens? Miaka is so lucky! All she has to do is find seven gorgeous guys (who practically found her to begin with) and summon some phoenix! And she got wishes!! Pfft! (Fushigi Yugi reference)

Masha: Myow! Myow! *turns into a spaceship* (Tenchi Muyo reference)

Zakuro: ::sings:: Uketotte ne...MY....SWEET....HEART!!!
Pudding: Zakuro! SHUT UP!!
(submitted by Mew Plum)

Priest: I now pronouce you man...and wife!
Ichigo: Yay! I married Ryou! ::hugs him::
Ryou:.....x.x
Masaya: ::storms through the doors of the chapel:: Ichigo! What about me!!!?
Ichigo: Um.....Who are you!? o.O;;
(submitted by Mew Plum)

Masaya: Ichigo....there's something I have to tell you....
Ichigo: Masaya, what is it?
Masaya: .....I'm actually a female...and I'm in love with Keiichiro....
Ichigo: O.O;;
(submitted by Mew Plum)

Lettuce: ::sits downs quietly:: ......I want to be a hippopotamus!!
(submitted by Mew Plum)

Keiichiro: ::walks in the cafe with short hair:: Hey! How does everyone like my new haircut!?
(submitted by Mew Plum)

Masha: ::very fast:: Hi. My name is Masha. I am just your ordinary robot friend. Please, feed me.
(submitted by Mew Plum)

Ryou: ::is on top of table in Cafe Mew Mew, singing to Ichigo:: Well I could see, you home with me, but you were with another man, yea! I know well, and God must have said, before I let you get away, yea! I said, are you gonna be my girl!?
(submitted by Mew Plum)

Ichigo: Ryou! Why are you so mean!?
Ryou: ::grabs her and pulls her closer to him:: Ichigo! I love you! I want you! Leave Masaya! And please be mine!
Ichigo: o.O....Um....okay!
(submitted by Mew Plum)

::everyone is silently sitting at the cafe when all of a sudden....::
Ichigo: Ryou! I love you! Let's get married!!
Ryou: x.X;;
(submitted by Mew Plum)

Keiichiro: ::throws plates around the cafe causing them to break:: I hate this job! I hate this cafe! I hate Ryou! I hate the Mew Mews! I hate my ponytail! I hate my car! I hate Masha! That's it! I'm going with the aliens!! ::runs out::
(submitted by Mew Plum)

Masaya: ::giggles like a little girl:: I'm a little cute Chinese girl! ::skips around::
(submitted by Mew Plum)

Keiichiro: ::on a sugar high:: Whee! I love life! Let's dance guys! Woohoo!

Alto: My tail? Oh yeah, it got stuck in a lawn mower...

Ichigo: *Me*? Kiss *him*? ::points at Masaya:: Ew! Cooties!

Ichigo: You know, I just realized something... how come we're all named after foods?

Keiichiro: ::walks up to the girls:: Okay, girls. I want you all to take a survey. Name the hottest guy you know.
Zakuro: Tart.
Pudding: Keiichiro.
Ichigo: Ryou.
Lettuce: Pai.
Mint: Masha.
Berii: Kish.
Ringo: Francis.
(submitted by Mew Plum)

Kish: Ichigo, it's either you marry me or.....the strawberry dies.
Ichigo: Noo!!! Fine! I'll marry you! Just don't harm him!
(submitted by Mew Plum)

Neko-Ichigo: KISS ME FRANCIS!!

Alto: Forget this, it isn't worth it... Babe, you'll just have to save yourself this time! C-ya!
Ichigo: Grr! *beats both Francis and Alto to a bloody pulp* SUPER-ICHIGO! NYAOWR! XD

Mint: Ichigo, would you marry Masaya or a strawberry?
Ichigo: Why do you have to ask such hard questions!!? Geez! You guys are so mean!!
(submitted by Mew Plum)

Masaya: Ichigo, I hate you.
Ichigo: Really? That's nice.
(submitted by Mew Plum)

Ichigo: ::comes out of the lab:: I just got some experiments done! Finally! I've been working since last night!
Ryou: o.O
Ichigo: What are you staring at!? Get to work!
(submitted by Mew Plum)

Ichigo: Masaya?...You knew I was a Mew Mew...? *Thinks: "It all makes sense now! My attraction WASN'T mislead!!"* I KNEW you were Shirogane!
Masaya: ........Who?
Ichigo: o.o;;;;;;;;;;; ack.
(submitted by Mew Muffin)

Kish: "...I'll take you to paradise."
Ichigo: Right- you didn't say 'marry you' so that'll do. So what are we talking-- Bahamas...Hawaii..? I gotta work on my tan.
(submitted by Mew Muffin)

Masaya: *_* Ichigo you're so sexy!
Lettuce: ..^^;...what..?
(submitted by Mew Muffin)

Ichigo: *spins around* RAINBOW...MOON...HEARTACHE..! *Nothing happens*
Mia Ikumi: *wails* WE'RE SO CLOSE TO SOMETHING!!! T_T
(submitted by Mew Muffin)

Ichigo: Masaya you need to act more like Ryou or this couple is over Mr!
(submitted by Masume)

Ryou: Zakuro...I love you! You were always my favorite!
Zakuro: I love you to! *kisses Ryou*
(submitted by Masume)

Lettuce: Kish love me! NOT ICHIGO! *has a hypno beam thing*
Kish: I love Lettuce...
(submitted by Masume)

Keiichiro: Lettuce come into the back room with me for a second.
Lettuce: Ok. *goes to the back room*
Keiichiro: I had to tell you that...I...am your father!
Lettuce: *gasp*
(submitted by Masume)

Keiichiro: That's so not fair! How come Ryou has all the girls hanging on him?! Where are those blasted writers?!

Masha: Meow! =^^=
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Ryou: How come the Mews get uniforms?!
Keiichiro: Yes, good point...
Ryou & Keiichiro: ::leave::
::come back a few minutes later::
Ryou: ::wearing black uniform:: Dresses aren't all that bad!
Keiichiro: ::comes back in brown uniform:: Yeah!
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Ryou: How come Ichigo's ears can pop out whenever she's excited! Why not me! Come on! Get me excited baby!!
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Keiichiro: Ever think I should get my hair cut?
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Mint: ::drops plate:: Oooop!
Zakuro: Oh my goodness! Call the ambulance! She's in danger! My best friend! ::Weep!::
Lettuce: Don't be such a clutz, you babies!
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Masaya: ...Zakuro's hot...Ichigo's just a ditzy hag!
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Tart: ...Ichigo's hot.....Zakuro's just an old hag!
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Pie: ...Do you guys ever think I should get a life?
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Pudding: Sugar is bad for your teeth.
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Pudding: How come my Mew outfit is not semi-revealing?! I mean, look at Zakuro's! Super kink!
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Ichigo: Masaya sucks.
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Ichigo: Kish is so sexy, that devil!
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Ichigo: ::to Ryou:: Ryou! I demand a raise! (somehow that sounds familiar ^^;)
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Francis: ::puts love leash on Alto and himself:: ...It's just the beginning of our lovin'!
Alto: Yes! Kiss me you fool! ::kisses Francis::
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Masha:...::floating by Ryou, who is working::........tweet..tweet...tweet..
Ryou: Hrm? Hold on, wait what?!
Masha: Tweet...tweet..tweet-tweeeet..
Ryou:...I'm not sure, I mean...I guess you're male but...uh...
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Mint: Afternoon tea?! Who would drink that crap?! ......Uh..wait a minute...
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Keiichiro: Why pastries?! I mean, pie is good! What about the donuts?!?!
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Keiichiro: ::on strike, holding up a 'Save The Donuts' sign:: Save the Donuts!!
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Keiichiro: ...Do I look like a bar tender in this outfit?
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Keiichiro: ::still striking::...Donuts!! SAVE THEM YOU FOOLS!! BWAHAAAAA!!!
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Ryou: I'm rich...I'm a rude meany snob...I wear weird outfits...I hate Ichigo...
Mint: Me too! We are perfect for each other!!
Ryou: Kiss me- ::goes to kiss, but stops:: >D Lets torture Ichigo instead!
Mint: Yeah!! >DD
(submitted by Mew Zakuro)

Ichigo to Kish: *after beating Kirema Animas* We beat you again!
Ryou: *pops out of nowhere* What she is meaning to say is - *points at Kish* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
(submitted by Paho)

Cake man: Welcome to CakeLAND, how can I help you?
Purin: Umm ... where are the soy, fruits and vegetables foods store?
(submitted by Sweet Tooth)

Ryou: Purin, you're my little Princess.
Tart: WHOOOO!! I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SAY THAT!!
Purin: Ok.
Ryou: Want to take this outside?
Tart: Bring it on LOSER!
Purin: This is all for me!!!... I feel so happy.
(submitted by Sweet Tooth)

Mint: Keiichiro, want some tea ?
Keiichiro: Tea? Atually I prefer Moonshine...
(submitted by The Crazed Keiichi Fan)

Kish: Ok, First of all, Ichigo your a s***!... I mean c'mon!
Masaya: Yeah! He's totally right!
Ryou: Yup, that's sooooooo true! Like major! I mean I know I'm hot, I know Kish is soooo hot its not even funny, and Masaya's okay, but must you have so many guys like you?
Kish: Yeah! "I like Masaya, but Ryou and Kish are so hot!" *Kish was imitating Ichigo*
Masaya: Yeah! This relationship is over!
*They go to Cafe Mew Mew, Ichigo followed them*
*The 3 hotties bust open the Door*
Ryou: C'mon Keiichiro! Join us in not liking Ichigo!
Keiichiro: Okay!!
(submitted by Mew Chocolate)

Ichigo: I hate men and everything about them. I also hate it when they smile. I'm madly in love with Kish.
(submitted by Robyn)

Mint: Money doesn't buy happiness, and I hate frilly clothes.
(submitted by Robyn)

Lettuce: I don't need friends, and I hate fighting. Ribbon Lettuce Rush this! *slaps butt* Make your own pastries. I quit!
(submitted by Robyn)

Pudding: No mommy, I want the herbal tea, the HERBAL TEA! Candy is for babies...
(submitted by Robyn)

Zakuro: Anyone wanna buy some girl scout cookies? Oh and while I'm thinking of it, do you want to buy a sweater from the new sewing club I joined? It's SUPER fun.
(submitted by Robyn)

Ichigo: Keiichiro, you are such a gentleman.
Ryou: NO HE'S NOT, HE'S AN A******!
Keiichiro: I believe Ryou is right!
(submitted by Shinta)

Masaya: Nature...
Ichigo: Hm?
Masaya: Who needs it!? It's for wimps!
(submitted by Shinta)

Pudding: Kish...?
Kish: What?
Pudding: Marry me and my monkey!
Kish: *blinks* Okay!
(submitted by Shinta)

Lettuce: I am the best girl in the world.
Mint: Yup. She's right.
(submitted by Shinta)

The Blue Knight: I'm am so sexy!
Kish: Yeah. I know. You can have Ichigo. She means nothing to me.
The Blue Knight: Cool!
(submitted by Shinta)

Ichigo: *walks into café* Yo yo yo... what's up, my homie G skillite...?
Mew Mews, Ryou, & Keiichiro: *whisper to each other*: just play along...
*normal voices*: yoo!! ^ o ^
Customers: What idiots...
Mew Mews: So true.
(submitted by Mew cherry)

Lettuce: I'm sick of being a "nice-little-cute-sweet-as sugar-girl"!!! I'm a PUNK GIRL!!!!
(submitted by Mew Chocolate)

Masha: I'm tired of saying only if aliens are around!! I quit!! No, even better: I'm going to auto-destroy myself!!!
(submitted by Mew Chocolate)

Ryou: Ichigo...... I love you! You're all for me! MARRY ME NOW, THIS MINUTE!!
Ichigo: NOW! I want to marry Tart!!!
(submitted by Mew Chocolate)

Ichigo: O-Wonderful-Mint, would you please pass me the tea?
Mint: Oh, yes, O-Wonderful Ichigo, here you go.
(submitted by Mew Midori)

Lettuce: Ichigo, where do babies come from?
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Masaya: Let's chop these stinkin' no good trees!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Mint: Get off your a** and do some work Ichigo!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Ryou: Lettuce! If you break another plate, you're FIRED!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Ichigo: What did you eat for dinner?
Mint: *sigh* Expensive caviar.
Ichigo: I had plain rice with some fish!
Mint: Aww...lucky...
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Ryou: So your boyfriend, Masaya, seems nice.
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Mayasa: *after Kendo* Stop staring at me you freaks! Haven't you seen anyone fight before?
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Pudding: I'm getting fat. Better lay off the candy.
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Zakuro: Time for my afternoon tea...
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Masaya: Just stay back and watch me from afar with your friends.
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Ichigo: *on cellphone* Can you hear me now? Good...
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Masaya: I love you...
Ichigo: Well, I hate you!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Pudding: Ichigo, stop fooling around!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Zakuro: Yay! Candy! Candy! Candy!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Masaya: Ichigo, I am a woman!
Ichigo: I knew it!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Masaya: Let's go swimming Ichigo!
Ichigo: Okay!
Masaya: I wonder how she looks in a bathing suit...
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Ichigo: What do you like about animals?
Masaya: I like the mating part!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Keiichiro: *looking at a mirror* OMG! This ponytail makes me look fat!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Lettuce: Have more confidence in yourself Ryou.
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Ryou: Everyone just loooves Keiichiro and everyone hates me. Yup. That's normal. -_-;

Masaya: OMG! It's a spider!! Kill it! Kill it! Killitkillitkillit!!!!

Ichigo: I'm sorry Keiichiro, I can't eat your cake anymore because the doctor told me to lay off the sugar. Now... *holds up box* I get to eat these super yummy low carb cookies made with Splenda! Woohoo!

Ryou: Ichigo, you've been working really hard. I think you deserve a day off - no, make that a week. Paid.

Ryou: Ichigo, you're brilliant!

Mint: Tea? I don't like tea... just hot water and lemon. (Anastasia reference)

Masaya: Trees... what a waste of sidewalk space!

Kish: Deep Blue is about to awaken, not that I care or anything... Rats! That means I have to cook for one more!

Tart: Pudding! I feel so happy when I'm around you!

Pudding: I hate you Tart, I never want to see you or sugar products ever again.
(submitted by Chain)

Mint: Hey Lettuce, can you get me a glass of water?
Lettuce: .....THAT'S IT! I'm tired of every one bossing me around and treating me like a worthless carcass! WHAT DOES A GIRL GOTTA DO TO EARN SO FRICKIN RESPECT??!!! *storms off*
Everyone: *blink and stare*
Ryou: What happened?
Pudding: Looks like Lettuce forgot to take her medication this morning.
(submitted by Mew Momo)

Masha: ::tweeting hysterically at Ryou::
Ryou: What's that...?
Masha: Tweet TWEET!!
Ryou: Zakuro's fallen down the well again?
(submitted by Koko no baka)

Lettuce: ::showing slideshow:: Oh! And there's me and my family at Hooters....Good times, good times...
(submitted by Koko no baka)

Mint: Hmm...::throws Miki out the window:: I prefer cats. Oh, Ichigo!
(submitted by Koko no baka)

Kish: Why can't we all just get along?!
(submitted by Koko no baka)

Lettuce: ::chops off Puddings head:: Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys! ::cafe cheers and dives for the decapitated Pudding:: (LOTR reference, yes? ^^;)
(submitted by Koko no baka)

Keiichiro: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
(submitted by Koko no baka)

Tart: I'm so confused...
Kish: Hm?
Tart: Am I a boy or a girl?
Kish: Uhhh...you know, that's a good question... ::ponders::
Tart: I mean, in the 3rd manga book, I'm referred to as a girl by Ichigo, but then people keep calling me a 'he'! WHAT AM I?!
Kish: ...do you think Pie could answer your question...? He does know everything... ::snicker::
(submitted by Koko no baka)

Pie: ::wearing a top hat and is tap dancing with a cane:: Ohhhhh! You should buy some candy, it makes you feel so dandy, so buy some candy todaaaaaaay!
(submitted by Koko no baka)

Ichigo: Ehhh! I have to go so bad!!! MINT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!
Mint: ::muffled from being behind the bathroom door:: I'm powdering my nose! Just a second!
Ichigo: ::mumbling things to herself trying to get her mind off of peeing, but it is futile:: Uuuhhhhnnn!! Come on! I don't know how to use the litter box yet!
(submitted by Koko no baka)

Kish: ::casually talking to the Mew Mews:: Our satellite picked up what we thought was Pootytang!
(submitted by Koko no baka)

Keiichiro: CUT!!!! No, no, no, Ichigo! You have to put more feeling into your lines... more passion!! Now, repeat after me... "Nyaaaooo~~!!" Got it?
Ichigo: ...nyao. -_-;

Ichigo: Hey, look! It's Kyo from Fruits Basket! He's a cat like meeeeee!!!
Kyo: Hey, look! It's an idiot!!!
(submitted by Taruto Fong)

Tart: ::singing seasons:: I wanna fall in loooooovvvvvee tonight!!!!!
Purin: Thank you for singing me that pretty song Tar-Tar!!!!!!
Tart: ...Ummmmmm.......It was for Ichigo.......
Ichigo: O_O.........OH THANK YOU!!!!!! I'VE ALWAYS LIKED YOU BETTER THAN MASAYA!!!!!!!!!
Tart: See Purin? It's a win-win situation!!!!!!!!
Purin: T_T
(submitted by Taruto Fong)

Minto: This is soooooo not fair!!! I'M the best character and I get absolutely NO romance!!! Where's Reiko???
Reiko: Don't hurt me please O_O........
(submitted by Taruto Fong)

Retasu: ::seductivly:: You love me.....right Ryou?
Ryou: GET ME OUTTA THIS BED YOU S***!!!
(submitted by Taruto Fong)

Tart: Welcome to Silly Songs with Pai. The part of the show where Pai comes out and sings........a silly song. Today Pai will be singing an all time classic!!!! So let's listen.........
Pai: OOOOOhhhhh wheeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeee is my hairbrush? OOOOOhhhhh wheeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee is my hairbrush? Oh where oh where Oh where Oh where Oh where Oh where Oh where Oh where Oh WHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEE.............is my hairbrush?
(submitted by Taruto Fong)

Minto: I LUV YOU TAR-TAR!!!!!!!
Tart: O_O.........
Minto: What? I'm desperate for romance........
Pai: I LUV YOU MINTO!!!!!!!
Tart: O_O.........
Minto: KISS ME YOU FOOL!!!!!!!
Tart: O_O.........I was NOT ready to see that.......
(submitted by Taruto Fong)

Ichigo: ::whispering to Purin:: Okay here he comes.....go ask him!!!!
Purin: ::runs up to Tart:: Are you a guy or a girl?
Tart: I'M A GUY STUPID!!!!!!
Purin: Okay!!!! ::runs back to Ichigo:: TOLD YA SOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Ichigo: Darn...........
Tart: O_o........wha?
Ichigo: We were betting whether you were a guy or a girl.......
Tart: I feel soooooo underappreciated.......
(submitted by Taruto Fong)

::Zakuro starts breakdancing in the middle of the room, singing:: Ah Ah Ah Ah Staying Alive, Staying Alive!
(submitted by Mew Cheep)

::Kish and other aliens are leaving, Ichigo shouts at them:: Hey, where are you going?!
Kish: Well, we came to take over the world but McDonald's beat us to it.
(submitted by Mew Cheep)

Ichigo: *sitting in a chair* So Deep Blue, I demand that you hand over the Mew Aqua....or I shall take over this world!!!
Ryou: *whispers to Ichigo*
Ichigo: Really?..ok ok hand over the Mew Aqua or your Chimera Anima gets it!
Kish: NO! Anything but that! Someone please save my babies!
Ichigo: I will be awaiting.... Come Mrs. Bigglesworth! *grabs cat*
(submitted by Mew Momo)

Kish: Mew Mew Kish! Metamorpho-sis!
Pai: Mew Mew Pai! Metamorpho-sis!
Tart: Mew Mew Tart! Metamorpho-sis!
*all transform*
Everyone: *blink blink*
Ichigo: ....A-HA! I knew you where a girl! *points at Tart*
(submitted by Mew Momo)

Blue Knight: Who wear short shorts!?! I wear short shorts! *shows off legs*
Zakuro: No! Pudding! Shield your eyes! *dives after Pudding*
(submitted by Mew Momo)

Ichigo: There's no way you're going to beat us, Kish!
Pudding: Yeah! So give up already!
Zakuro: There's no more use in trying!
Kish: Fine! Screw you guys... I'm going home!
Masha: Tweet Tweet!
*Chimera Anima appears out of nowhere and eats him*
Lettuce: OMG! They killed Masha!
Ichigo: You B******s!
(submitted by Mew Momo)

Masaya: Do...do you wanna go to that endangered species show?
Ichigo: Sure. ::runs off::
Masaya: ::jumps:: Yes!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Masaya: ::throws soda can on the ground and walks off::
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Pudding: I don't wanna join your group.
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Keiichiro: You girls are really ugly.
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Zakuro: ::watches Teletubbies:: Now this is entertainment!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Ichigo: What are you reading?
Masaya: A book about taking over the world.
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Zakuro:*goes up to Ryou* How's your father?
Ryou: O___o
(submitted by Umi-chan)

::after the Mew Mews defeat the aliens and the Chimera Anima::
Lettuce: Ooooooo, You got SERVED!!!!!!!!!
(submitted by Mew Banana)

Neko-Ichigo and Alto are singing together:
"If you'd like a fresher house raise your paw! Meow!"
"If you'd like a fresher house raise your paw! Meow!"
"If you'd like a fresher house then don't sit around and grouch,"
"If you'd like a fresher house raise your paw! Meow!"
Francis slides in and sings in a deep bass: "Oh Yeah!"
(submitted by Mew Cheep)

Ichigo: Strawberry Planet Power, Make-up!
*looks down at her costume* I look awesome in a sailor fuku! (outfits the Sailor Senshi wear)
Meanwhile...
Serena looks down at her costume which is switched with Ichigo's
Serena: WHO MESSED AROUND WITH MY BROOCH?!
(submitted by Mew Raspberry)

:: Zakuro starts dancing to the Six Flags commercial music::
(submitted by Mew Banana)

Ryou: Ewww, girls have cooties.
(submitted by Mew Banana)

Francis: Mew Mew Francis Metamorphosis!
Ichigo: MEOW *O* ! It's Garfield!
(submitted by Zakuro Boyce)

Zakuro: Whats that smell!
Kish: *shrugs*
Ichigo: *pinches her nose*
Masaya: What!
Purin: I don't smell anything.
(submitted by Zakuro Boyce)

*One day at Cafe Mew Mew*
Ryou: Ichigo, I love you. Will you marry me?
Ichigo: Huh?
Ryou: *grabs Ichigo and kisses her*
Ichigo: Wow Ryou, I never knew you were a great kisser. *kisses Ryou back*
Masaya: *he came in and saw them kissing* Ichigo! Cheating is bad, honey!
Ichigo: *stops kissing and turns around* LEAVE AND GET OUT, BECAUSE I DON'T CARE! I'M MARRYING RYOU, NOT YOU, AND BY THE WAY YOUR BREATH STINKS WHEN I KISS YOU!
Masaya: That's it, our relationship is OVER! DONE!
Ichigo: DUH!
(submitted by Mew Ichigo)

Ichigo: I love you Kish, you are so cute, I want to marry you!
Kish: Me too, I love you. *Ichigo and Kish kiss*
Ryou: No, marry me, I am cuter than him.
Ichigo: Too bad, Ryou, you can't make me like you. *Ichigo and Kish keep kissing*
Masaya: Hey Ichigo, you want to hang out?
Ichigo: Shut up, I am busy! Can't you see I am kissing Kish?
Masaya: I hate you Ichigo!
Ichigo: Good, and you get out too!
Ryou: Grrrrrr... *runs away*
(submitted by Retasu Midorikawa)

Ichigo: Ryou, I love you.
Ryou: Then kiss me, Ichigo.
::Ichigo and Ryou kiss::
::Masaya walks in::
Masaya: AH, I need to shield my eyes! It Burns. By the way Ichigo, I'm dumping you. It's over.
::Masaya runs out of the cafe::
::Ryou and Ichigo continue kissing, Ichigo lets go::
Ichigo yells at Masaya: I DON'T CARE!
(submitted by Mew Star)

Ryou: Keiichiro, you stay here and keep your eyes on him!
Keiichiro: I know-
Ryou: What? Are you about to say some mushy stuff that kind of - but not really - proves that you like me as more than a friend, because if it proved it, rabid fangirls would kill Mia Ikumi... and then I'm going to smile at you, then leave and almost get killed, but then the Mew Aqua's going to save everyone... so I'm going to come back and lean my head on your chest which will cause rabid fangirls to scream about whether or not I'm gay in Tokyo Mew Mew chatrooms?
Keiichiro: ...
(submitted by Dark Mew Angel)

Deep Blue: I LOVE EARTH!!!
Random people: YOU'RE UGLY AND GIRLY!
Deep Blue: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Earthlings are mean and hurtful! *blows up Earth and runs off crying*
(submitted by Dark Mew Angel)

Pie: I'm so happy! I love you all! *hugs Ryou* The earth is such a wonderous thing!
(submitted by Dark Mew Angel)

Keiichiro: Don't bug me right now, Ryou, it's the middle of my favorite soap opera. Kate just found out that her boyfriend is really her mother's brother's nephew's father's son!
Ryou: ...
Keiichiro: And Stephen isn't really dead even though his plane crashed into shark-infested waters, they found his body, and buried him...!
Ryou: ...
Keiichiro: And Isabel got abducted by aliens!
Ryou: ..............oh-kaaaay... ::walks off quickly::

Blue Knight: ....I really need to get some pants.
(submitted by Kida)

Pudding: ::points at Blue Knight:: Ew~! Hairy legs, hairy legs, hairylegshairylegs!! Shave shave shaveshaveshave! ::hands him a razor::
Blue Knight: ....shut up!

Francis: ::singing with microphone:: She loves cat food yeah yeah yeaahhh yeahhhhhhhh!!! Oh yeah! =^o^=
Alto: ....oh geesh. =-.-=;;
Francis: Mwaha, Ichigo hates it when I do that! =^-~=
Neko-Ichigo: M-make i- i- it stop~! =@-@= (Dragonball Z reference)

*Ichigo is cleaning in the café*
Ichigo: I've had this feeling since I knew Alto was really Ryou. Everytime I see him my heart flips. Oh my god! What's happening to me?
*She starts to think (that’s never a good thing)*
*Ichigo goes to Ryou*
Ichigo: Ryou, would you mind if I try and kiss you?
Ryou: Umm... sure.
*Ichigo and Ryou Kiss*
*Zakuro walks in; Zakuro is really dating Ryou. She goes up and slaps Ryou and then yells at Ichigo for betraying her*
Ryou: Zakuro come back! It was an experiment!
*Ryou runs after Zakuro*
*Ichigo shrugs and tries to experiment in kissing Kish*
(submitted by Mew Star)

*Ichigo shaves her head*
Ichigo: I'm going to be a monk.
*Masaya puts on a wig*
Masaya: I wanna be a gay ^o^!
(submitted by Antonio)

Masaya: Lettuce, I'd like you to have my kids.
Lettuce: Really? How many do you got?
(submitted by Mew Lemon)

Pie: If we all have names of foods, then why are you Kish, and not Knish?
Kish: I don't know........but the thought scares me....
(submitted by Mew Soshia)

Ichigo: So Zakuro, tell us your secret!
Zakuro: ?-? What secret?
Ichigo: About how your hair is purple. Everyone wants to know. Did you dye it, or was it done in a salon?
Zakuro: ::stares at Ichigo with big eyes; turns around and starts crying:: Do you know how much everyone laughed at me in Pre-K because of my hair?!
Ichigo: O-O Wow, so you got it died really young?
Zakuro: You're so hurtfull!! It's natural you twit!! ::runs out of cafe crying::
Ichigo: O-O Well who would've thought? Oh well. ::goes of whistling happily::
(submitted by Mew Cheep)

Masaya: Ichigo... I have something very important to tell you...
Ichigo: Yes???
Masaya: I... love you.
Ichigo: Oh... uh... Masaya, I’m taken, I’m so sorry.
Kish: ::flies down to them:: Hey, babe! Ready for the movies?
Ichigo: You bet! Bye, Masaya! I’ll see you later.
::Masaya turns and starts walking away::
Masaya: Stupid aliens! Always taking my girls!
(submitted by Mew Taco)

Tart: ::to Pudding::: Whatcha doin' tonight? I wish I could be a fly on your wall...
(submitted by Mew Taco)

::Insert Scooby Doo Gang standing by a spooky mansion::
Freddy: Hey gang, let’s go into that creepy-looking abandoned mansion and see if we can find any ghosts.
Ichigo: Wait for meee!!!
(submitted by Mew Taco)

Keiichiro: Get to work, slave girls! ::takes out whip::
(submitted by Mew Taco)

Kish: I groove to make everyone happy and hand out plushies to every lonely boy and girl!
(submitted by Mew Taco)

Masaya: ::currently kissing Mint in the closet::
Mint: What about Ichigo?
Masaya: Who?
::in another closet::
Ryou: ::kissing Ichigo::
Ichigo: ::kissing Ryou back::
Ryou: What about Masaya?
Ichigo: Oh, he's kissing Mint in a closet down the hall ^___^
(submitted by Nibzo)

Kish: Does this make me look fat?
Francis: No! you look great in that wedding dress!
(submitted by Mew Berii)

*Behind the scenes of TMM*
Alto/Ryou: Yo, Ichigo? Got any sixes?
Neko-Ichigo: Uh... nope Ryou, go fish.
Mint: Hmmm, this lanyard stitch is really hard!
Lettuce: Gahh!! My glasses! They're missing AGAIN!
Pudding: Gee, I wonder if the Pudding Ring tastes like pudding... *licks Pudding Ring*
Zakuro: ...and that's how cats and stress go together!
Kish: Where are my plastic fangs?! I NEED TO FIND THEM BEFORE THE NEXT TAKE, OR I'LL LOOK LIKE A HUMAN!!
Tart:Francis! Here! Yes, my cat Francis here!
Pie: I'm surrounded by morons.
Keiichiro: .....Um, you ran out of gags, didn't you, MewSoshia?
(submitted by Mew Soshia)

Ichigo: It's been one of those months, eh?
Ryou: Yep.
(submitted by Mew Soshia)

Pudding: Iiiiichigoooo...I'm hungryyy! *pout*
Ichigo: URUSAI BAKA SARU! *hits Pudding with a paper fan*
Pudding: Owwwww!
Zakuro: Sake... Men... Gimme!
Lettuce: ^_^ I'm afraid we must leave.
Masha: Tweet! *turns into a jeep*
(Reference from Saiyuki)
(submitted by Mew Banana)

Kish: Francis is SUCH a sexy babe!
(submitted by Mew Ringo)

Masaya:GIT-R-DONE!!
(Larry the Cable Guy reference)
(submitted by Mew Banana)

Blue Knight: Indigo Comet Blade!
Ichigo: Shut up, you ain't a Mew Mew!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Zakuro: ::singing:: I'm a princess; I'm a fairy princess!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Lettuce: ::sings Milkshake by Kelis:: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, its better than your's, d*** right its better than yours...
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Tart: ::sugar high:: Whoo-hoo! I love Earth! I love my alien friends! I love Pudding! I love the Mew Mews! I love humans! I love my planet! ::runs around:: I love everything!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Keiichiro: ::in a bar, drunk:: So they make me do all the cookin', and my girlfriend dumped me, and I hafta take care of this kid, and...did I mention the cooking?
Ryou: Keiichiro! You're here again?!
Keiichiro: That's him! ::aims a punch at Ryou but falls down::
Ryou: ::rolls eyes:: ::drags Keiichiro home::
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Mint: I'm gonna give all my money to the poor!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Ichigo: Can I have some cake to take home?
Keiichiro: No! You must buy it like everyone else!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Deep Blue: ::in an Herbal Essence commercial:: Oh yes! Yes!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

::telephone rings::
Ichigo: Moshi moshi?
Masaya: Ichigo, I need you to bail me outta jail.
Ichigo: Again?! ::hangs up::
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Ryou: Batttlechip download! Download! Download! Download! Why won't this stupid thing download!?!?!
Ichigo: Dude, this isn't Megaman.
(Credit to my BF Alexa 4 the idea!!)
(submitted by Mew Soshia)

Zakuro: Like OMG! Do you like think I should die my hair pink? Like it would totally be AWESOME!
(submitted by Mew Lemon)

Francis: My name is Francis. Frahn-sis! Not Frank, not Frankie... Francis!
(Oliver & Company reference)

Ichigo: Kish, you need a tan. Really bad.

Pie: You are jealous of me because my ears are bigger than yours!
(Thanks Amaya)

Ryou: Oh her? ::points at the Chimera who destroyed his house:: Yeah... that would be my ex-girlfriend... she's a control freak and she screams a lot... yeah... and the bad breath is a problem...
(Amaya inspired this one too. =P)

Ichigo: I'm a pretty pony! Clippity clop! Clippity Clop! Such a pretty pony!
(submitted by Sutoroberi)

Mint: Say it! Say you lose!
Kish, Pie, and Tart: We lose...
Lettuce: I WIN!!!!
(submitted by Sutoroberi)

Pudding: Zakuro, I need help with my homework... What do you know about pi?
Zakuro: It's yummy! And the alien Pie, is SO SEXY!
(submitted by Sutoroberi)

Masaya: Because... Oscar Meiyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
(submitted by Sutoroberi)

Keiichiro: If you like Pina Coladas! And getting caught in the rain...
(submitted by Sutoroberi)

Keiichiro: Hey, Ryou...? What does DNA stand for? O-o;

Ryou: ::on top of table:: I am a lion!! Hear me roar~!!!!! ::squeaks:: ...nyao?

Lettuce: I hate you all! And I'm so untallented!!!
Mint: Took her long enough....
(submitted by Ichigo-Karli)

Ichigo: Keiichiro?
Keiichiro:WHAT?????!!
Ichigo: Oh nothing... ::walks away terrified::
Ichigo: ::to Ryou:: Why is Keiichiro being so mean today?
Ryou: Oh, he's ticked off because someone called him Ke-cheerio.
(submitted by Mew Ringo)

::everyone does the Chicken dance::
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Masaya: I love you! ::hugs and kisses a tree::
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Ichigo: ::drops a candy wrapper on the ground::
Masaya: ::slow-motion:: NOOOOOO!
Ichigo: Oops...hehe...sorry.
Masaya: ::crying:: How could...you? I HATE YOU!
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Ryou: The aliens have taken over half of the world, but I do have good news.
Mew Mews: What?
Ryou: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko.
(submitted by Mew Blackberry)

Ryou: ::walks in on Keiichiro sitting at the computer monitor:: What's up Keiichiro? Looking at porn again? -.-;
(submitted by Rath)

Ichigo: Ryou should be in jail!! He can't make us work at this age! NEVER DISMISS CHILD LABOR LAWS,YOU FOOL! Ryou: o.O;; -hides in a storage closet-
(submitted by Anna)

Pai: -cries- I'M SO USELESS! NO ONE LIKES ME! I'm not always going to be the smart one!! Taruto: There there... ._. -pats Pai's back- Kish: I always knew he had a problem.
(submitted by Anna)

Neko-Ichigo: Ya know, Alto. Your sexay !!!!
Alto: Thank you, Francis.... YOUR SEXAYER !!!!!
Francis: My dream...!
(submitted by Neko-Strawberry)

Tart : Ya old HAG !!!!
::Ichigo puts on oversized purple dress and grabs a cane and puts on a grey wig and walks around with ber back hunched and her eyes squinted::
(submitted by Neko-Strawberry)

Kisshu: Hahahaha! ::laughes as he flies away with the strawberry cake::
(submitted by Neko-Strawberry)

So there were three people running from the police: a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. They run into a potato factory and get in potato sacks. The police come in (they are the aliens), and they kick the first bag and the blonde says: "Meow!"
Tart: Must be a cat. ::kicks second bag, the brunette says: "Woof."
Tart: Must be a dog. ::kicks third bag, the red head says: "Potato!"
Tart: Must be Ichigo, come on guys.
Kish * thows third bag over sholder*: We are having potatoes tonight.
(submitted by Mew Ringo)

Ringo: *kisses Masya*
*Ichigo walks in*
Ichigo : FIRST YOU CAME AROUND HERE ALL OF THE SUDDEN CLAIMING TO BE MY SISTER! THEN EVERYBODY LIKES YOU MORE THEN ME! AND NOW MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!
Masaya: Hey, she only wanted to see if she could turn into a penguin .
Ringo in Penguin form: arnk ! arnk ! arnk !
Ichigo: Ok ! *walks off with Masya leaving Ringo alone desperately "arnking" for help*
(submitted by Mew Berii)

Neko-Ichigo: Alto, your're just darn cute. Will you marry me ?
Alto : Of course, but your cuter goochy goo goo!
::Alto and Neko-Ichigo Kiss::
Ichigo: You're not as cute this way. I'm breaking up with you!
Ryou : WAAA!!!! I thought you loved me! ::runs off crying::
Ichigo: What a baby.
(submitted by Mew Berii)

Ichigo to Kish: Kish you need to stop groping and trying to kiss me.
Ichigo to Tart: You need some shoes.
Ichigo to Pai: You plan just need to get a new name.
(submitted by Mew Berii)

Kish ::pointing to Tart:: You know, you should really think about getting some shoes.
:: A few days later ::
Tart ::comes in with big elf shoes on :: How do I look?
(submitted by Mew Berii)

Kish: Let me hold you, girl, caress my body you got me goin' crazy you turn me on, turn me on.
Ichigo: *slowly backs away*
(submitted by Mew Soshia)

Ichigo and Mint are talking in the background while Zakuro is watching T.V.
Zakuro: Shh!!! My favorite show is about to come on! ::the theme music for "Barney" starts playing and Zakuro starts singing:: Barney is a dinosaur...
Mint: O-O
Ichigo: OMG! It's BARNEY!!! Scoot over Zakuro! ::Ichigo plops down on couch::
Mint: O-O ::exits the room and goes into the next to find Pudding watching "Judge Judy":: (submitted by Mew Cheep)

Zakuro: ::singing in the bathroom in front of the mirror:: I'm your Venus~! I'm your fire~! Your desire~!

Mew Mews: Tokyo Mew Mew blast off at the speed of light. Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Ichigo: Nyao!That's right!
(Pokemon reference)
(submitted by Mew Soshia)

Ichigo: I wonder what Ryou does all day on his laptop...
::Ryou is on his laptop playing Pong::
(submitted by Mew Soshia)

Purin: *sings* We are family! All my brothers, sisters, and me!
(submitted by Kuro)

Neko-Ichigo: I want chicken, I want liver Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver!
(submitted by Mecha Angel)

Ryou: Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? ...WHAT THE CRAP?! That's it! Aoyama dies! ::shatters mirror and stomps out::

Kish: I love EVERYBODY'S nose!
(submitted by Isuki)

Zakuro: PUPPYYYYYYYYYY... POWER!!!!!!!!! :D
(submitted by kawaii kitsune)

Ryou: You just need to have more confidence, Retasu...
Retasu: *Flips Ryou off* XP
(submitted by kawaii kitsune)

Francis: *Wearing Ichigo's ribbon* Does this make me look skinny?
(submitted by kawaii kitsune)

Ichigo: *Spits out fish* What the CRAP?! I said I wanted bugs! You hear me? BUGS!
(submitted by kawaii kitsune)

Ichigo: *Reading a book on ghosts* Cool!
(submitted by kawaii kitsune)

Minto: *sitting in a fridge box under a bridge, all dirty and gross, reading a book called 'How to Act Rich for Dummies'*
(submitted by kawaii kitsune)

Ryou: *Hugs Masaya* You deserve the cafe, and all my money, I shall go live with Minto...
(submitted by kawaii kitsune)

Minto: I wish I could live in a big house like Ichigo's...
(submitted by kawaii kitsune)

Ryou: I hate you, Keiichiro!
(submitted by kawaii kitsune)

Masaya: Gay pride! :D
(submitted by kawaii kitsune)

Ichigo: Ewwwwwwwwwwww! Pink is like, so five minutes ago!
(submitted by kawaii kitsune)

Ryou, Masaya, and Keiichiro: For the future of the Earth!
Ryou: We will be of service, nya! *Strikes Ichigo's pose*
(submitted by kawaii kitsune)

Ichigo: Sweet little bumble bee, I know what you want from me.. do bi do bi do da da~! Do bi do bi do da da~! Sweet little bumble bee more then just a fantasy! Do bi do bi do da da~! (DK Smile reference)
(submitted by kawaii kitsune)

Purin: Hail the Lord and Master Foamy!!! XD
(submitted by kawaii kitsune)

Mint: Ew... Keiichiro! Ichigo just had another hairball! >.<;

Ryou: Tonight we are having chicken pie.
::Pai comes out of oven in a chicken suit:: Eat me, I'm delicious!!!
(submitted by Mew Vanilla)

::All the characters have linked arms and are standing in a circle, then they start singing::
I love you, You love me, we're a happy family. With a great big hug ...
(Barney Reference)
(submitted by Mew Cheep)

Kish: Hahahah! Your Mint is dead!
Mew Mews: MINT!
Kish: No,seriously, the mint plants in your garden are dead. Mew Mint went on vacation.
MewMews: *run over to garden* MINT! NOOOO! WE NEED THAT FOR THE TEA!
(submitted by Mew Soshia)

Ichigo: Chi?
Ryou: What are you?
Zakuro: Ooooh....what a cute persocom.
Lettuce: Percocoms are better than us!!!!!!
Pudding: D you want me to come with you, Minoru sir?
(Chobits Reference) (Barney Reference)
(submitted by Jouy Sagara

*Zakuro is watching "Boobah"*
Zakuro: Boooobaaaah... *ducks her head inside her shoulders and falls asleep*
(submitted by Antoni)

*The Mew Mews and the aliens start fighting*
*Zakuro starts singing "WHERE IS THE LOVE" by Black-eyed Peas*
Zakuro: Where is the love, the love,the love...........?
*Everybody chains hands and starts singing* ........The love, the love......
(submitted by Antoni)

*Masaya watches TV*
Masaya: Everybody shut up; it's on!
Ichigo: What's on?
Masaya: Justice Leage!
*Wathches Wonder Woman*
Masaya: What a babe...
(submitted by Antoni)

*Ryou tries to pinch Kish's nose*
Kish: What are you doing?
Ryou: Theres' something hanging from your nose.
Kish: So?
Ryou: *glares at Kish* I want it......NOW!
(submitted by Antoni)

Keiichiro: *starts shaking his butt*" I'm too sexy for my shirt , too sexy for my pants, too sexy, too sexy.......
Ichigo: D*** right boyfriend!
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Masaya: Sorry Ichigo. We can't go out anymore. I'm allergic to you.
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Ichigo: *in cat form in Masaya's bed* Maybe just one little kiss... *POOF!* Oh, no! I can't sleep with Masaya! *looks at Masaya* Aw, what the heck!
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Masaya: *after Kendo* WHAT?! Haven't you ever seen a guy in a dress?!
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Ryou: Maybe I should get a REAL job?........Nah.
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Minto: I want to be just like Ichigo and Pudding nya no da! *starts doing cartwheels while Pudding looks on*
Pudding: Gymnastics suck! Im gonna go be a singer/dancer. I need a boyfriend too! ohhhh Piiiiiie.....
*Pie hides behind Kisshu*
Pie: Help meeee!
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Masaya: Ichigo! There's something I must tell you that may come as a shock to you... actually, I'm not sure you're ready to hear this.
Ichigo: Don't worry Masaya, you can tell me. I'm ready.
Masaya: Are you sure?
Ichigo: Sure! ^^
Masaya: I'm actually an alien leader sent here to destroy the world and all its lifeforms.
Ichigo: Like, no way! O.o;
Masaya: Like, way!
Ichigo: Like-!! EEK!! Aliennn!!!! ::runs::
Masaya: Darn it. x-x;

Ichigo: *comes out wearing a cat suit* *sings* I'MMMMMMMM Kitty cat Ichigo singing the kitty cat song! Sing-a-long kitties or face the consequences!!! *jumps* WHEEEE!!!
*crashes* I'm ok...
Masaya: I wanna dump her!
Zakuro: *whispering* I'll pay you 50 dollars to be with me...
Masaya: SOLD!
Ichigo: Wahh!
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Pudding: Hey Tart...
Tart: What?
Pudding: I hate you...
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Mint: *washing dishes* Enjoying the company we... share... our tears will dissolve into thin... air! As we drink up this wonderful life!! Na na na na na na....whoop do do do........let de de do.....^-^b (Fruits Basket reference)
Ichigo: O.o;; Mint...o?
Mint: Yes, my dear Ichigo-chan? ^-^
Zakuro: *spits out her diet pepsi* WHAT?! what are...what are you talking about, Minty??? O.O;; I'm your Zaki-chan!! I AM YOUR ZAKI-CHAN!!!
Ichigo: *starts to back up and bumps into Ryou and Masaya, walking hand in hand*
Ryou: Hey, how's life? Tee-hee hee~~~
Masaya: So totally!! *giggles and jumps up and down* Hey Ichigo!
Ichigo: Y-yeah?? *reaching for the emergency button*
Masaya: Does my mini make me look fat??
Ichigo: O-O;;;;
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Ryou: ::using a brush as a microphone:: Do da do da do da do, I'm a supergirl! Do da do da do da do su-per girl~! (DDR reference)

Masaya: The environment? Who gives a freak? -throws candy wrapper on the ground-
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Keiichiro: See! I told you I was too sexy for my pants so I just took them right off!
Retasu: ... -walks away scarred for life-
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Zakuro: For your evil actions, I will...WHOA! LOOK! A Toys*R*Us! -rushes inside-
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Ichigo: Hello, my name is Strawberry. My parents are nutcases I'm afraid. ^^;
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Minto: Well, now that I'm done working for the day, I think I'll go roll around in the mud.
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Purin: Na no da? Who needs it?
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Ryou: My name is Elliot Grant. 4Kids is my friend. ::smiles brightly::

Masaya: Ichigo, I love you!
Ichigo: Really???
Masaya: APRIL FOOLS!!!
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Ichigo: If we were cows, would we be Tokyo Moo Moo?
Ryou: That's not very punny....AW MAN, NOW IM DOING IT!!!
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Mint: I'm a fairy! Weeeee!!! Watch me soar through the skies and send my pixie dust in all directions!!
Tart: But, that's my job...
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Lettuce: Yo! Was' up my peeps!?
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Ichigo: *inside car* When do we get there...?
Keiichiro: The temperature was too low... let's make it hotter...
Ryou: But it might explode....
Keiichiro: Yes... the girl will explode! Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Ichigo: Huh!? *tries door in frantic panic* It won't open!
Ryou: Now you will never get out!!!
Ichigo: Stupid child security lock!!!
5 min later...
Ichigo: *finishes strangling Keiichiro* Now let's get outta here!! *tries door but it won't open* You put a child lock on the drivers side too!?
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Ryou: Skidda marinky dinky dink! Skiddy marinky doo! I love yooouuu! ::hugs everyone:: Life is great!
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Zakuro:*cups hands and starts skipping around* Oohhh! I'm taking home a baby bumble bee! Won't my mommy, be so proud of mee! Ohhh I'm taking home a baby bumble bee...
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Narrator: "A Series of Unfortunate Events", a story of three children - Ichigo, Masaya, and Purin.
Ryou: I AM THE Count le' RYOU! Narrator: "A Series of Unfortunate Events", a story of three children - Ichigo, Masaya, and Purin.
Ryou: I AM THE Count le' RYOU!
Ichigo: SHH! YOUR NOT IN THIS SCENE!
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Ichigo: What does this button do? *clicks button on Masha*
Masha: I'm SUPERMASHA! FOR THE FUTURE OF THE EARTH I'LL BE OF SERVICE TWEET!
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Zakuro: BUT MOMMY PLEEEEAAAAASSSE?
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Minto: Come on you guys, let's go play PILLOW FIGHT!
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Ichigo: Mom, dad, I have a confession to make. I am a Mew Mew.
Sakura (mom): O_O
Ichigo: Good, now am I still grounnded?
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Pudding: Good evening Miss Momomiya. Do you fancy a cup of tea? Thank you for coming and I grant your family honor.
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*Ichigo jumps off a lamp post and kisses Kish*
Ichigo: My name is Ichigo. Thanks for the kiss.
Kish: *shocked* You freak! Why did you kiss me?
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Berii: *trips* Stupid! *trips* Hair! Ichigo, can you cut my hair?
Mew Mews: We'll all cut your hair! ^^ *hehehe*
Mint: I get frontses!

*Later*

Ichigo: We couldn't decide on a hairstyle so we combined our ideas! You can open your eyes now!
Berii: *looks in mirror* You shaved my head! Thanks!
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Mint: Guess what guys? I found out my family just went broke.
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Ichigo: Mom, can I ask you a question?
Mom: Yes?
Ichigo: Why is Dad a freak?
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Ichigo: Why is it only me that has got cat ears popping out and the others don't?
Ryou: Sorry, I was having tea when an error occured in the program... so you aren't a human... you're a cat that transforms into human.
Ichigo: What?? o.O You're dead!!! *strangles ryou* Aaaaaahh!! ^_^ Done!
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*normal day as always 'till...*
Ryou: Hi, you guys!!! =^_^= *jumps ontop of a table and throws rose petals from his little basket* Peace and love!! Sorry ichigo, I can't love only you!
Ichigo: Whaaat??? xP
Pudding: Ryou,don't you think that pink dress you're wearing...
Ryou: Does it make me look fat??? o.O
Everyone else: XD
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Ichigo: OH MY GOSH!!!!!! I'm late for my ballet class!!
Mint: Ichigo, GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND START WORKING, ICHIGO!!!!
Lettuce: I hate reading. I'm the best swimmer ever.
Pudding: You guys are all so immature!
Zakuro: I want to be friends with everyone and I join every group I find!
Ryou: Let's all have the week off!
Kish: I'M MADLY IN HATE WITH ICHIGO
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Ichigo: Hi Berii-
Berii: SHUT UP MORTAL!!!!
Ichigo: O__O
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Ichigo: *Walks into the cafe*
Everyone: Ichigo, your back!
Ichigo: I'm glad to be back too and- WHO THE HECKIES IS THAT!!!???
*points at Berii*
Everyone: Um...well...she is your replacement.....
Ichigo: O__O * Grabs Berii by the back and dodgeball kicks her into the nearest Solar System*
Everyone: Take it easy, Ichigo..
Ichigo: *starts to go crazy on everyone* HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Zakuro: Ryou…
Ryou: What? 0_o
Zakuro: Will you mate with me?
Ryou: What do you think?
Zakuro: Yes?
Ryou: NO WAY IN HELL!!!
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Mint: OMG! It's like Johnny Depp! He is WAY cooler than Zakuro-oneesama...
The rest of the Mew Mew-tachi: 0_o
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